All One Sentence

"Upstream Color is as convincing an argument as any that genius can only be appreciated, never..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:23:19 +0800

“Upstream Color is as convincing an argument as any that genius can only be appreciated, never understood.”

"Hello Sadness by Los Campesinos! is the sound of the self-involved emotional apocalypse that is..."

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:22:17 +0800

“Hello Sadness by Los Campesinos! is the sound of the self-involved emotional apocalypse that is living as though life were written like poetry”

"I can’t think of a review of the new Das Racist album more sophisticated or nuanced than,..."

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:57:00 +0800

“I can’t think of a review of the new Das Racist album more sophisticated or nuanced than, “HOLY FUCK THE NEW DAS RACIST ALBUM IS FUCKING AWESOME”.”

"Love is a Drug by Eskimo Joe is pretty clear evidence that the reason each of their songs sucks more..."

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:45:00 +0800

“Love is a Drug by Eskimo Joe is pretty clear evidence that the reason each of their songs sucks more than the last is that they’re trying to create a Quantum Vacuum Collapse”

"Just the price alone of a bottle of Whispers Cabernet Sauvignon (two dollars and seventy-four cents)..."

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:03:15 +0800

“Just the price alone of a bottle of Whispers Cabernet Sauvignon (two dollars and seventy-four cents) was enough to trigger my gag reflex, a promise upon which the wine itself delivered remarkably”

"Goddamnit, who the fuck keeps letting the Red Hot Chili Peppers release music?"

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:43:09 +0800

“Goddamnit, who the fuck keeps letting the Red Hot Chili Peppers release music?”

"Unite Us by Pnau sounds like TISM making a joke about The Arcade Fire"

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:23:58 +0800

“Unite Us by Pnau sounds like TISM making a joke about The Arcade Fire”

"Super is like if you took a superhero movie and put it through the “mumblecore” and..."

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:58:16 +0800

“Super is like if you took a superhero movie and put it through the “mumblecore” and “psychosis” filters in Final Cut”

"The Big Roar by The Joy Formidable is The Fucking Business"

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:01:20 +0800

“The Big Roar by The Joy Formidable is The Fucking Business”

"All Survivors Pack > All Eternals Deck"

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:10:07 +0800

“All Survivors Pack > All Eternals Deck”

Biplanes, part of the Triple Action cartridge for Intellivision

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:24:21 +0800

Is evidence that human creative endeavour peaked in 1981, and that everything since has just been so much pointless sound and fury.

Coolabah fruity lexia

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:20:58 +0800

Is an old and dear friend that secretly hates you and wants to ruin your life, but damn if you won’t enjoy it.

"Babybird’s new album, Ex-Maniac, is everything that 1996 promised and more."

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 19:17:47 +0800

“Babybird’s new album, Ex-Maniac, is everything that 1996 promised and more.”

"Love And Other Drugs is maybe the best film to feature the Spin Doctors’ Two Princes since So..."

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:51:19 +0800

“Love And Other Drugs is maybe the best film to feature the Spin Doctors’ Two Princes since So I Married an Axe Murderer, depending on how you define “maybe” and “best”.”

"Listening through some albums I missed in the last couple of years, it occurs to me that..."

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:34:21 +0800

“Listening through some albums I missed in the last couple of years, it occurs to me that Architecture in Helsinki got awful really fucking quickly.”

"My Neighbor Totoro: I believe the phrase is, “goddamn fucking magical."

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:26:07 +0800

“My Neighbor Totoro: I believe the phrase is, “goddamn fucking magical.””

"No one is capable of taking forty seconds worth of music and turning it into a five minute long song..."

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:43:00 +0800

“No one is capable of taking forty seconds worth of music and turning it into a five minute long song like Crystal Castles, I mean those dudes just fucking dominate at that.”

"Yellowglen ‘Vintage’ Bella (billed as Sweet, Pink & Luscious) is like a thousand sultanas..."

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:11:00 +0800

“Yellowglen ‘Vintage’ Bella (billed as Sweet, Pink & Luscious) is like a thousand sultanas dissolved in a puddle of passion pop, though is still definitely luscious.”

Audio

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:50:17 +0800

"Agostino by Shellac is a brief intimation that perhaps somewhere beneath all of Steve Albini’s..."

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:48:00 +0800

“Agostino by Shellac is a brief intimation that perhaps somewhere beneath all of Steve Albini’s blunt antipathy for everything lies the melancholy of the unsentimental.”