Upstream Color is as convincing an argument as any that genius can only be appreciated, never understood.

Hello Sadness by Los Campesinos! is the sound of the self-involved emotional apocalypse that is living as though life were written like poetry

I can’t think of a review of the new Das Racist album more sophisticated or nuanced than, “HOLY FUCK THE NEW DAS RACIST ALBUM IS FUCKING AWESOME”.

Love is a Drug by Eskimo Joe is pretty clear evidence that the reason each of their songs sucks more than the last is that they’re trying to create a Quantum Vacuum Collapse

Just the price alone of a bottle of Whispers Cabernet Sauvignon (two dollars and seventy-four cents) was enough to trigger my gag reflex, a promise upon which the wine itself delivered remarkably

Goddamnit, who the fuck keeps letting the Red Hot Chili Peppers release music?

Unite Us by Pnau sounds like TISM making a joke about The Arcade Fire

Super is like if you took a superhero movie and put it through the “mumblecore” and “psychosis” filters in Final Cut

The Big Roar by The Joy Formidable is The Fucking Business

All Survivors Pack > All Eternals Deck

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Biplanes, part of the Triple Action cartridge for Intellivision
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Is evidence that human creative endeavour peaked in 1981, and that everything since has just been so much pointless sound and fury.


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Coolabah fruity lexia
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Is an old and dear friend that secretly hates you and wants to ruin your life, but damn if you won’t enjoy it.


Babybird’s new album, Ex-Maniac, is everything that 1996 promised and more.

Love And Other Drugs is maybe the best film to feature the Spin Doctors’ Two Princes since So I Married an Axe Murderer, depending on how you define “maybe” and “best”.

Listening through some albums I missed in the last couple of years, it occurs to me that Architecture in Helsinki got awful really fucking quickly.